Tuesday, December 22, 2009

the office blog (#1)

hey people this where you can learn all about the office(usa) and if you dont watch it i hope you will like these facts, quotes, and more! lets star off with the charitors so you can know them better.


Michael Scott
Steve Carell
Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton (Seasons 1–5)
President/Founder of The Michael Scott Paper Company (Season 5)
Co-Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton (Season 6–present)
Jim Halpert
John Krasinski
Sales Representative (Seasons 1–3; he also intermittently acted as the de facto Assistant Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton during this time)
Assistant Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Stamford (Season 3)
Assistant Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton (Seasons 3–5)
Co-Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton (Season 6–present)
Sales
Dwight Schrute
Rainn Wilson
Sales Representative / "Assistant to the Regional Manager" (Season 1-3; but still assumes this job in the series as of late)
Beet Farm Owner
Pam Halpert (née Beesly)
Jenna Fischer
Receptionist (Seasons 1–5)
Sales Representative of The Michael Scott Paper Company (Season 5)
Sales Representative of Dunder Mifflin (Season 5–present)
Andy Bernard
Ed Helms
Sales Representative / "Regional Director in Charge of Sales" (Season 3–present)
Stanley Hudson
Leslie David Baker
Sales Representative
Phyllis Lapin-Vance
Phyllis Smith
Sales Representative
Accounting
Angela Martin
Angela Kinsey
Senior Accountant
Kevin Malone
Brian Baumgartner
Accountant
Oscar Martinez
Oscar Nuñez
Accountant
Product Oversight
Meredith Palmer
Kate Flannery
Supplier Relations Representative
Kelly Kapoor
Mindy Kaling
Customer Service Representative
Creed Bratton
Creed Bratton
Quality Assurance Representative
Reception
Erin Hannon
Ellie Kemper
Receptionist (Season 5–present)
Temps
Ryan Howard
B. J. Novak
Temp (Seasons 1–2, 5-present)
Sales Representative of Dunder Mifflin (Season 3 & 5)
Vice President, North East Region and Director of New Media (Season 4)
Fill-in Receptionist (Season 5)
Bowling Alley Clerk (Season 5)
Salesman of The Michael Scott Paper Company (Season 5)
Warehouse
Darryl Philbin
Craig Robinson
Warehouse Foreman
Roy Anderson
David Denman
Warehouse Dock Worker (Seasons 1–3; fired in The Negotiation)
Corporate and Human Resources
David Wallace
Andy Buckley
Chief Financial Officer
Jan Levinson
Melora Hardin
Vice President of Regional Sales (Seasons 1–3)
Owner & Chandler of Serenity by Jan Candles
Toby Flenderson
Paul Lieberstein
Human Resources Representative
Holly Flax
Amy Ryan
Human Resources Representative of Dunder Mifflin Scranton (Seasons 4–5)
Human Resources Representative of Dunder Mifflin Nashua (Season 5–present)

[Jim has Pam on the phone through his bluetooth device in his ear]
Michael Scott:
Jimbo, let's do this thaang.
Jim Halpert:
That is me. Wish me luck.
Dwight Schrute:
No way.
Pam Beesly:
[in Jim's ear] Good luck.
Jim Halpert:
Thanks.
Dwight Schrute:
I didn't say anything.
Pam Beesly:
[in Jim's ear] I love you.
Jim Halpert:
I love you too.
Dwight Schrute:
What do you think I am saying to you!?
Jim Halpert:
I'm not talking to you.
Dwight Schrute:
[cut to talking head] I've caught Jim talking to himself several times today. What a loser. [to camera] Get a friend, loser.


Michael Scott:
Pam, you're trustworthy.
Pam Beesly:
Thank you.
Michael Scott:
And a woman.
Pam Beesly:
Oh no.


Michael Scott:
I can't do the presentation, I can't. Just... thinking about seeing him, and, thinking about him getting a hold of her and getting to kiss her. Just... Ow God.
Pam Beesly:
Listen. When Jim was dating Karen I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit but--
Michael Scott:
Please. Come on. I'm going through something. Ok?


Dwight Schrute:
Through simple concentration I can both raise and lower my cholesterol.
Pam Beesly:
Why would you raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute:
So I can lower it.


Kevin:
Michael, did you just throw-up in there?
Michael Scott:
Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be.
Kevin:
It smells like throw-up in here.
Michael Scott:
Crazy world. Lot of smells.


Jim Halpert:
In everyone's defense I think the most worthy opponent of you is... you.
Dwight Schrute:
That is correct. Unless there happen to be measles present.


chael Scott:
Daddy's here and Daddy is going to take care of you.
Oscar:
Please don't refer to yourself as our daddy.
Michael Scott:
I am your big daddy and I am gonna kiss de booboo.
Andy:
Andy is afwaid.
Michael Scott:
Andy afwaid?
Andy:
Yes.
Michael Scott:
Are you all afwaid?
Dwight Schrute:
No.
Michael Scott:
Daddy here for youu. My wittle angels.

Oscar:
Hi everyone.
Kevin:
Oh hello Oscar. How was your gay-cation?
Oscar:
That's very funny.
Kevin:
Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left.


Michael Scott:
Okay, I have an announcement.
Oscar:
You pushed Darryl out the window.
Michael Scott:
No--
Phyllis:
You shot Dwight.
Michael Scott:
No, no. That is not funny, I love my employees. Even though, I hit one of you with my car-- for which I take whole responsiblity.


Ryan:
What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever.
Michael Scott:
Oh okay.
Ryan:
What?
Michael Scott:
It's whoever, not whomever.
Ryan:
It's whomever.
Michael Scott:
No, whomever is never acutally right.
Jim Halpert:
Nope, sometimes it's right.
Creed:
Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students-
Andy:
No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word--
Oscar:
Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly.
Michael Scott:
[to camera] Not a native speaker.
Kevin:
I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.
Ryan:
Do you really know which one is correct?
Kevin:
I don't know.
Pam Beesly:
It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject.
Phyllis:
That sounds right.
Michael Scott:
Well it sounds right but is it?
Stanley:
How did Ryan use it, as an object?
Ryan:
As an object.
Kelly:
Ryan used me as an object.
Oscar:
Is he right about that--
Pam Beesly:
How did he use it again?
Toby:
It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object--
Michael Scott:
Thank you!
Toby:
...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word.
Michael Scott:
No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull?

(Darrel scores point in ping pong)
Kelly:
wooohh go baby!
(Jim scores a point)
Pam:
ha see that!
Kelly
wow that floppy haired girl you date scored a point
(Darrel scores point in ping pong)
Kelly:
Hey! Hey! You! You! I don't like your boyfriend! 'Cause! 'Cause! 'Cause! 'Cause! 'Cause he sucks at ping pong!

Angela:
My worst breakup, was actually two breakups. Two different men. I was in love with both of them and, when things went bad... they had a duel over me.
Oscar:
Yeah Dwight and Andy, we were here.
Angela:
No. This was years ago when I was living in Ohio. John Mark and John David.
Oscar:
Angela you had two sets of different men... actually duel over you?
Angela:
I guess I have...